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Apr 18th 2007, 2:45 pm
This is a true account from events following an evening on April the 16th. The real names/indenties of the individuals below are being protected due to fear of another Steve Bartman persecution! As a friend of "Father's" for quite sometime now myself, I never thought I'd see this coming.....
Rancho Santa Fe, CA- They say sunny Southern California can transform an entity in a matter of months, which seems to be the case at one house in Rancho Santa Fe. And according to a report yesterday, things have taken a turn for the worse for a local transplant. An undisclosed source made a late evening phone call to the North County Times, claiming that “Father” seen in a guest house watching last night’s Cubs-Padres game, wearing a new, polyester Padres hat, cheering against the Lovable Losers. "Father", who was born and raised in Iowa, is the offspring of one of the prevalent Cubs fans known to mankind, his father Jeffrey. Phone calls to Jeff for explanation have gone unreturned. 944 Magazine reporter, and a close friend of "Father's", EL , has said that despite photos in his boyhoood home (showing "Father" at a young age at Wrigley Field with his dad, and younger brother ), Larson can attest to "Father's" recent lack of interest in the Cubs. EL said “I can understand his interest in the local team, but I cant understand his betrayal of a team he grew to love as a young infant”. It is not yet known if Father in law, “RIO” has had the negative effect on the 6’9’’ washed up basketball player turned surfer. "Father" married into "RIO's" family last August, at a wedding that was dominated by Cubs fans, however, the Cub loyalty was overshadowed by cake fights and half naked men. It is a sad day for Cubs fans around the world, as they lose one of their devoted, passionate fans. The Times did have an opportunity to catch up with a long time family friend of "Father's" family, “Heaven” Jones. We caught Jones at a local Happy Hour, and when asked if the information was truthful, he replied between cigarette hits with a simple “ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY”! Despite the loss of an immense fan, the Cubs continued their winning ways against the Pad Squad, winning 12-4!
For any Cubs fans out there that have experienced a "loss" such as this, in your own circle of fans/friends, you know how it can be a devasting day to live through!
Rancho Santa Fe, CA- They say sunny Southern California can transform an entity in a matter of months, which seems to be the case at one house in Rancho Santa Fe. And according to a report yesterday, things have taken a turn for the worse for a local transplant. An undisclosed source made a late evening phone call to the North County Times, claiming that “Father” seen in a guest house watching last night’s Cubs-Padres game, wearing a new, polyester Padres hat, cheering against the Lovable Losers. "Father", who was born and raised in Iowa, is the offspring of one of the prevalent Cubs fans known to mankind, his father Jeffrey. Phone calls to Jeff for explanation have gone unreturned. 944 Magazine reporter, and a close friend of "Father's", EL , has said that despite photos in his boyhoood home (showing "Father" at a young age at Wrigley Field with his dad, and younger brother ), Larson can attest to "Father's" recent lack of interest in the Cubs. EL said “I can understand his interest in the local team, but I cant understand his betrayal of a team he grew to love as a young infant”. It is not yet known if Father in law, “RIO” has had the negative effect on the 6’9’’ washed up basketball player turned surfer. "Father" married into "RIO's" family last August, at a wedding that was dominated by Cubs fans, however, the Cub loyalty was overshadowed by cake fights and half naked men. It is a sad day for Cubs fans around the world, as they lose one of their devoted, passionate fans. The Times did have an opportunity to catch up with a long time family friend of "Father's" family, “Heaven” Jones. We caught Jones at a local Happy Hour, and when asked if the information was truthful, he replied between cigarette hits with a simple “ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY”! Despite the loss of an immense fan, the Cubs continued their winning ways against the Pad Squad, winning 12-4!
For any Cubs fans out there that have experienced a "loss" such as this, in your own circle of fans/friends, you know how it can be a devasting day to live through!