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Sep 27th 2007, 4:35 am
Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice while Lake Forest police and federal investegators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Sep 27th 2007, 8:03 pm
Old joke!

Sep 29th 2007, 2:19 am
ah! You guys will get going again. Yall dont have to see Romo and company again till the playoffs