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TheBenjamin
Feb 17th 2008, 2:25 pm
1. I am a fan of the Cubs, I shall root for no other teams before them

2. Thou shall not take the name of Ernie Banks in Vain

3. Thou shall help commit Ron Santo into the Hall of Fame

4. Thou shall not pay for any current player autographs

5. Thou shall not kill the umpire or throw any objects onto the field, except opponents homerun balls

6. Thou shall not steal thy nieghbors seat cushion or covet thy fans in the sky boxes, or wear ties in the bleachers

7. Thou shall stand up in the spirit of Harry Caray and sing take me out to the ballgame

8. Thou shall not start or participate in the wave at Wrigley Field or at any other ballpark

9. Thou shall keep sover during the game

10. Thou shall not leave the ballpark before the final out

so are the 10 Cubmandments according to The Bleacher Preacher.

NeifiPerezMVP2007
Feb 17th 2008, 10:33 pm
1. I am a fan of the Cubs, I shall root for no other teams before them

Great post Benjamin! That truly made my night! They should be posted at all gates!

ryno4ever
Feb 17th 2008, 10:39 pm
How about "Thou shall know the first and last name, and their corresponding number of every player in the starting lineup on or there shall be no entrance to the sacred Wrigley Field."

TheBenjamin
Feb 18th 2008, 9:27 am
i only post my findings. The Bleacher Preacher is far older then I, who am I to correct him. He told a story about when he was 8, his dad couldnt take him to the 45 world series. His father said next time........ well, he is still waiting for his next time.....