Okay, here's a fun one..... [Archive]

ryno4ever

Dec 30th 2006, 9:59 pm

Money no object.... if you could buy or give one thing to a CURRENT member of the Cubs organization.... what would it be??????

Michael Barrett--a protective cup made of steel

Ron Santo--a good luck charm that will work (he always talks about stuff people send up to the booth for them as a good luck charm, if the Cubs win, they keep it, if they loose, someone below the booth gets another souvenier to take home with them)

Prior and Wood--a year's supply of towels

Hendry--a case of beer for thanks of what he has done so far this season. (Lite beer of course, he's on a diet!):D

help me out here.....

Webgem

Dec 30th 2006, 10:18 pm

Prior and Wood bionic arms

Jones a hard hat to wear in RF

DLee steel toe cleats to kick Furcal as he's rounding first this year....:D

ryno4ever

Dec 30th 2006, 10:27 pm

Lol..love the Derrek Lee one!

HOLYCOW!25

Dec 30th 2006, 10:48 pm

Prior - A metal elbow pad, and some Pepto Bismol in case he gets food poisening again.

Barret - Brass knucks for his next encounter with Poozinski.

Lilly, Soriano, Marquis, Ward, and DeRosa - A nice Chicago deep dish pizza to welcome them here (I'd give Cotts one, but he came from the Sox, so he's been in Chicago, but maybe I'll give him one so he doesn't feel left out)

Lou - One of those stress relieving squeeze toys.

Brutus T Manstrength

Dec 31st 2006, 12:51 am

Jones a hard hat??? Give one to Ramirez... he's the one that took a ball off his noggin..

Ivy Killa

Dec 31st 2006, 1:21 am

Michael Barrett--a protective cup made of steel

LOL I'm sure he'd appreciate the gesture but i believe he's already invested in a bulletproof cup. As far as your question.. Some prozak for rammy and an IPOD for Soriano.....He really doesnt need to turn into Sosa.

ryno4ever

Dec 31st 2006, 1:57 am

okay, instead of a hardhat for Jones...a slingshot, so whatever some drunk fan throws at him on the field, he can shoot it right back at them!

Webgem

Dec 31st 2006, 2:45 am

Jones a hard hat??? Give one to Ramirez... he's the one that took a ball off his noggin..

LMAO.....I forgot about that popfly

As for Jones, I was referring to that drunk fan that threw a ball at Jones and about hit him in the noggin..;)

Brutus T Manstrength

Dec 31st 2006, 9:28 am

Haha, what the heck, let's get them each one.. Jones needs the slingshot for his relay throws..

Ivy Killa

Dec 31st 2006, 10:02 am

Jones needs the slingshot for his relay throws..

hahaha good one.

Al Spanglers ghost

Dec 31st 2006, 12:30 pm

I would get Jones ear muffs and a big crying towel,for when those mean,mean,Cub fans boo the poor guy.

How about an Armored car for Big Z to carry all that $$$ he has got coming his way.

Velcro bases for Uncle Lou,much easier to pull up for flinging.

In honor of the passing of James Brown,the Godfather of soul,I would like to
hire a couple of guys to put a cape over Wayne Messmier's shoulders every time he is done with singing the national anthem.

ryno4ever

Dec 31st 2006, 2:49 pm

[QUOTE=Al Spanglers ghost;5386]How about an Armored car for Big Z to carry all that $$$ he has got coming his way.
QUOTE]

Have you seen Z's vehicle???? A big black 2006 Hummer! It already looks like one! lol

One thing that I would consider absolutely priceless would be to be able to listen to Ron Santo's reaction if the Cubs won the World Series. That would be the best gift of all to give to Ole Ronnie!

chicubs

Dec 31st 2006, 6:30 pm

Barret- A set of boxing gloves!

chicubs

Dec 31st 2006, 6:33 pm

Kerry wood and mark prior-A personal hospital

ryno4ever

Dec 31st 2006, 7:29 pm

Kerry wood and mark prior-A personal hospital
or a personal shrink

chicubs

Dec 31st 2006, 8:19 pm

They could both also use some metal body parts,their arms are fragile as glass.

VanMan

Jan 1st 2007, 5:54 pm

Lee: a metal gauntlet to protect his wrists

Soriano, Lilly, Marquis, et al.: Take them all on a tour of the best eating establishments in Chicago, including Harry Caray's, Ditka's, Giovanis, Ed's, as well as a tour of the famed Wrigleyville taverns.

Wood: A rebuilt shoulder

Prior: a full suit of armor

Barrett: arrange to have him and A.J. flown to Vegas for five, five-minute rounds in the octagon at a future UFC event.

Big Z: A Brink's truck filled with cash. (Also a wrist guard to keep him from getting carpal tunnel again.)

Uncle Lou: A meditation CD, aromatherapy candles and bubble bath, and a punching bag.

ChiCubs1984

Jan 1st 2007, 6:16 pm

ryno4ever

Jan 1st 2007, 6:18 pm

Michael Barrett: An AJ Pierzinski punching bag.
Wood: A youtube account so he can watch his 20 K game against the Astros and hope he repeats that feat again.
Prior: A pitcher's mound in case he forgot what 1 looks like.
To all: A beautiful ring to hand out next April that has World Series Champions on it!

Nicely said!

I always said that if the Cubs win it all, I will get a big Cubby Bear tattoo with the World Series logo and date on it! That would be better than a ring to me!

HOLYCOW!25

Jan 1st 2007, 6:32 pm

I'd get a tattoo too. But I'd need to ask my parents, and unfortunatly, I don't think that would go over too well.

ryno4ever

Jan 1st 2007, 6:53 pm

you'll be old enough some day...and IF that day ever comes, it will never go away. You can get one when it is under your control

HOLYCOW!25

Jan 1st 2007, 6:57 pm

Yea I know. I'm just saying if it happens next year I wouldn't be able to. I could though in two years.

HOLYCOW!25

Jan 1st 2007, 7:03 pm

Accidently posted the same thing twice and I can't delete it.

noleafclover 126

Jan 5th 2007, 6:42 pm

I'd take them all out drinking.

NIUCubbie

Jan 5th 2007, 7:01 pm

Just get all the outfielders ear plugs.

ryno4ever

Jan 5th 2007, 9:24 pm

I'd take them all out drinking.

Do they realize that if they win the World Series, the players and coaches would never have to buy a meal in Chicago again...Just show up to a restaurant and someone would surely buy them a steak dinner..... maybe that should be the incentive clause in their contracts!