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BigZ38

Feb 21st 2007, 7:20 pm

I don't no how many of you have ever tried to sit and watch a southsiders game. What I was thinking when I first tried it I don't no...from the moment I heard the Hawk's patented "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOAAAARDD YESSS!!!!" I nearly defened myself with a blowhorn.

Shwerve

Feb 21st 2007, 7:33 pm

I was watching one day and DJ was going on and on about nothing. He asked Hawk what his opinion was. Hawk said, "I'm sorry DJ, I wasn't listening"

what a butt nugget

HOLYCOW!25

Feb 21st 2007, 7:33 pm

I hate watching those games because the announcers sound so boring. I watched it once and he even said the "you can put it on the board" thing in such a monotone voice.

Webgem

Feb 21st 2007, 7:33 pm

Hawk and Dj both suck....IMO....I can pretty much listen to any good ballgame out there, but those two...lol...the mute button goes on pretty quick.

diehardnorthsider

Feb 21st 2007, 9:24 pm

I personally hate the whole "He Gawn" B.S, f'ing annoying is what it is. And good Ol' D.J, he reminds me of Monty, Harry Doyle's announcing partner in the "Major League" movies, nothing to say and nothing good to add to the conversation.

WrigleyFielder

Feb 22nd 2007, 2:16 pm

And good Ol' D.J, he reminds me of Monty, Harry Doyle's announcing partner in the "Major League" movies, nothing to say and nothing good to add to the conversation.

PERFECT Description! lol

BigZ38

Feb 22nd 2007, 2:37 pm

I can't even watch the games muted unless I turn the closed captioning off they annoy me so much.

Webgem

Feb 22nd 2007, 3:25 pm

LOL....Harry Doyle...nice one...;)

diehardnorthsider

Feb 22nd 2007, 5:04 pm

Harry Doyle- " Monty, take over, I'm in the bag. (Passes Out)

Monty- "Flyball.....caught.

TRIPLE PLAY

Mar 7th 2007, 11:30 pm

I was watching one day and DJ was going on and on about nothing. He asked Hawk what his opinion was. Hawk said, "I'm sorry DJ, I wasn't listening"

what a butt nugget
I Was In A Band Called That Once...Once! butt nugget we ROCKED!! LOL

TRIPLE PLAY

Mar 7th 2007, 11:46 pm

Webgem

Mar 8th 2007, 6:21 pm

I can sit and watch a southside game but the TV's on mute...:D :D

BigZ38

Mar 8th 2007, 6:56 pm

I can't even watch it on mute. I guess their commentating is just that bad.

DLee25

Mar 8th 2007, 7:08 pm

They both think every White Sox player is an all-star, they talk like theya re all big and bad, and never get to the bad things.

The only White Sox player I like is Ryan Sweeney, he went to a HS near my town, and is a great ball player, and will be for years to come. The guy is only 22 and will probably make the club.

BigZ38

Mar 8th 2007, 9:22 pm

They always say how if another player on the other team messes up how terrible the play was or how terrible they are. But when it comes to them messing up they "Just missed played it," or "The sun really gave him troubles with it." They're so biast. At least when Len and Bob call a game they give the other teams credit and don't make them sound horrible.

Webgem

Mar 8th 2007, 9:31 pm

I can't stand it when they say there's a bloop hit but if it was the Sox getting the same kind of hit it's just a base hit not bloop hit.....yea they are complete tools.

DLee25

Mar 8th 2007, 10:35 pm

Honestly, they are tools, Webgem you are right.

The guys need to give the other teams credit, and quit sounding like tools. They sometimes sound like kids. Most annoying things they say, is "He gaw" or "You can put it on the board, yes!!!!!!!" that last one, I hope some big wind comes in when someone hits a high home run abll and it gets pushed back to the grass. Wow, that would be hilarious, "You can put it on the board, What the ****?"

bringbacktuffy

Mar 9th 2007, 1:13 pm

I cant stand Hawk. DJ is ok but that 'he gone' thing is childish and just plain annoying. Even if I was a sox fan i wouldnt be able to tolerate it.

DLee25

Mar 9th 2007, 1:24 pm

I cant stand Hawk. DJ is ok but that 'he gone' thing is childish and just plain annoying. Even if I was a sox fan i wouldnt be able to tolerate it.

Sox ffans love them both.

BigZ38

Mar 9th 2007, 4:15 pm

They just love them because they know they piss other fans off. I wonder what their job interviews where like...they probably got the job because they kept coming back and management got tired of hearing "YESSS!"

DLee25

Mar 9th 2007, 8:18 pm

Annoying things that Hawk says

· He gone
· Gaaaas
· Duck snort
· Grab some bench
· Chopper, two hopper
· Cinch it up and hunker down
· Sit back, relax, and strap it down
· I Luuuuuuuv cotton candy
· I Luuuuuuuv e-mail
· I Luuuuuuuv America
· I Luuuuuuuv when you analyze
· I Luuuuuuuv hats
· I Luuuuuuuv that duck
· Catbird seat
· Hang woof 'em
· Roll him up right here
· Sacks packed with Sox
· You can cancel the post game show
· C'mon, you gotta do some chunkin' right here
· Zone him in, reel him in, and light him up
· Gotta bristle up right here
· Big hack, no contack
· C'mon, be a two strike hitter
· We got a whooole lotta work to do
· He's on the bump tomorrow
· That ball hit deep
· Dadgum right
· He needs to bow his neck
· Right size, wrong shape
· He just missed that one
· Double barrel of action
· Down to their last bullet
· Thank you very much
· Ducks on the pond
· Rack ‘em up
· Stay fair
· Get foul
· POOF
· Ball 4 base hit
· Should be…it is
· Mercy!
· Get on back there
· STRETCH
· Can-o-corn
· Pick-to-click
· Sucks it up
· Watch out
· He got a cookie there D.J.
· The dreaded leadoff walk
· Getting ridden hard and put away wet
· Heiny bird???
· Way back, he looks up, you can put it on the board...YES

BigZ38

Mar 9th 2007, 8:22 pm

Those should be in play by play one-o-one of calls not to use....they are so dreadfully annoying and dont make any sense.

diehardnorthsider

Mar 10th 2007, 12:17 am

I also hate the way he calls the Sox "The good guys" all the time. Good my *** Hawk!!!!

BigZ38

Mar 10th 2007, 9:15 am

I guess there is one thing that Cubs fans and Sox fans can all agree on. Can't think of too many things but this is definately one of them.

CubsFan23

Mar 10th 2007, 2:35 pm

That He Gone crap drives me nuts. I hate it. I have to watch the game on mute!

bringbacktuffy

Mar 12th 2007, 12:37 am

That He Gone crap drives me nuts. I hate it. I have to watch the game on mute!

Absolutely. If im fast enough ill hit mute on the remote. I can generally watch a sox game and be somewhat impartial but that kind of things just makes me pull for whoever they are playing.

TRIPLE PLAY

Mar 12th 2007, 1:29 am

Hawk and Dj both suck....IMO....I can pretty much listen to any good ballgame out there, but those two...lol...the mute button goes on pretty quick.
I Love When You Analyze D.J.! Hawk's Back In The Days Stories Are OLD! Hit .300 ,:rolleyes: Then Talk Smack Hawk,Yeeesss TOOL!

TRIPLE PLAY

Mar 12th 2007, 1:34 am

[QUOTE=DLee25;11905]Annoying things that Hawk says

· He gone
· Gaaaas
· Duck snort
· Grab some bench
· Chopper, two hopper
· Cinch it up and hunker down
· Sit back, relax, and strap it down
· I Luuuuuuuv cotton candy
· I Luuuuuuuv e-mail
· I Luuuuuuuv America
· I Luuuuuuuv when you analyze
· I Luuuuuuuv hats
· I Luuuuuuuv that duck
· Catbird seat
· Hang woof 'em
· Roll him up right here
· Sacks packed with Sox
· You can cancel the post game show
· C'mon, you gotta do some chunkin' right here
· Zone him in, reel him in, and light him up
· Gotta bristle up right here
· Big hack, no contack
· C'mon, be a two strike hitter
· We got a whooole lotta work to do
· He's on the bump tomorrow
· That ball hit deep
· Dadgum right
· He needs to bow his neck
· Right size, wrong shape
· He just missed that one
· Double barrel of action
· Down to their last bullet
· Thank you very much
· Ducks on the pond
· Rack ‘em up
· Stay fair
· Get foul
· POOF
· Ball 4 base hit
· Should be…it is
· Mercy!
· Get on back there
· STRETCH
· Can-o-corn
· Pick-to-click
· Sucks it up
· Watch out
· He got a cookie there D.J.
· The dreaded leadoff walk
· Getting ridden hard and put away wet
· Heiny bird???
· Way back, he looks up, you can put it on the board...YES[/;you did forget one though,i'll have to ask my trader wife,something about well..digestive habits! i'll get back to ya!

roenick99

Mar 12th 2007, 1:19 pm

I would rather squeeze my nuts in a vise until they pop rather than listen, watch, or even acknowledge the existence of the White Sux organization, their fans, or their butt nugget announcers. He can take his can o' corn, shove it up his hoo-ha, and then put that on his board.

Whew! I feel better...

DLee25

Mar 12th 2007, 4:03 pm

I turned on CSNC the yesterday, the hawk was on, and I immediately muted it. I wanted to watch teh Sox for awhile, since the cubs game wasn't on. They don't look so hot.

BigZ38

Mar 12th 2007, 4:21 pm

I turned on CSNC the yesterday, the hawk was on, and I immediately muted it. I wanted to watch teh Sox for awhile, since the cubs game wasn't on. They don't look so hot.

I'm gonna predict a 4th place finish this year in their division. The Tigers will be there again, so will the Twins, and I think the Indians may even be there. Not looking good on the southside of town. Hey Hawk....how about you do "HE GONE" for Ozzie??

ChiCubs1984

Mar 12th 2007, 6:55 pm

Oh I can't even listen to those two clowns. You sure can tell when the Sux are losing you don't even hear Hawk unless someone hits a HR. Whats even worse is the 2 on the radio side thank GOD I was born a Cubs fan...lol.

BigZ38

Mar 12th 2007, 7:44 pm

I think it's about time for the Hawk to leave it's nest...

HOLYCOW!25

Mar 12th 2007, 9:10 pm

I've always hated Hawk's "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD! YESSSS!" Not saying that Len's high pitched squeel when the Cubs get a homer isn't slightly annoying, but it's better then the Hawk.

NeifiPerezMVP2007

Mar 22nd 2007, 10:34 am