Last night when I was in Chicago, someone wrote "GO BEARS!" in the dust of a bus window. I looked at it and said "Yea, they've been a Bears fan since like week 5", and I didn't realize that there was a lady that was walking towards me with a bears hat on, and she thought I was talking about her. Slightly embarassing. She didn't say anything, but she gave me a dirty look, which I didn't even notice untill my friends told me afterwards.
"This just in, Washington, here's some good news, has approved a rescue plan for the Cubs"
- David Letterman